frozen-heart-prince:

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

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  • Me:*sneaking back stage*
  • Cal:*coming around the corner and sees me* Uh
  • Me:I am invisible, you don't see me
  • Cal:I see you
  • Me:*sings* Who am I, Who Am I...Invisible
  • Cal:ur not invisible
  • Me:*points behind him* oh my godd look at that cute fluffy pupper
  • Cal:*turns around*
  • Me:*runs off*
  • Cal:*looks back where i was* wow
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  • My kid:I want to drop out of high school
  • Me:Let me tell u a story about this band
  • My kid:Uh okay..dont know how this is relevant.
  • Me:One guy in this band thought flip flops were thongs
  • My kid:How is this relevant to my question
  • Me:Let me finish, that same guy thought the possibilities were endless and the drummer thought tadpoles were baby turtles
  • My kid:Mom answer my question.
  • Me:They dropped out of High school. Dont become luke and ashton.
  • My kid:ill ask dad.
  • Me:He was in the band. He was the bassist he said some dumb shit to
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mf3a:

MICHAEL IS HAPPY MICHAEL IS HAPPY MICHAEL IS HAPPY MICHAEL IS HAPPY MICHAEL IS HAPPY MICHAEL IS HAPPY MICHAEL IS HAPPY MICHAEL IS HAPPY

THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

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  • My kid:I want to drop out of high school
  • Me:Let me tell u a story about this band
  • My kid:Uh okay..dont know how this is relevant.
  • Me:One guy in this band thought flip flops were thongs
  • My kid:How is this relevant to my question
  • Me:Let me finish, that same guy thought the possibilities were endless and the drummer thought tadpoles were baby turtles
  • My kid:Mom answer my question.
  • Me:They dropped out of High school. Dont become luke and ashton.
  • My kid:ill ask dad.
  • Me:He was in the band. He was the bassist he said some dumb shit to
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kimchievic:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

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And my personal favorite

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

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indianajjones:

bana05:

brightindie:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing” 
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

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Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete masterpiece all by yourself.

http://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via kushandwizdom)
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2ndsong:

eefuh:

i’m like pre-stress stressed, like i’m stressed about the stress that i will be stressed about for school. education is magical

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